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February 23, 2014 · 8:19 pm

Solid Contact – Fire That Backside Line

The Squire has a couple of short clips he’d like to to view.

So, guys, meet Matty Maher, the Squire’s personal hitting coach. Oh and remember, your bottom hand is a baseballer’s top hand and his bottom hand is YOUR top hand. Interesting that; top is what’s closer to contact point.

See you in the cage:  Do Some Damage.

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January 20, 2014 · 12:16 pm

Let’s Get Mental: Over 48

You will read much today about Eoin Morgan’s 100, the mighty hitting of Faulkner in the 49th over, his edge over the ‘keeper in the 50th and his calm two boundaries thereafter, but, if you want to know where the game of cricket is now, on the 17th January 2013, you will find it in the five minutes it took to play out over 48 in Australia’s run chase: dot, dot, two, two, one, dot.

“Are you mental, Third Man?”

At the start of the 48th over, Australia were 271 for 9 in apparently vain pursuit of England’s 300 for 8. No side had scored more here in an ODI second innings. 30 to win from 18 balls look a tall order.

Faulkner, not out 39 had just struck a couple of 6s and was in the groove.  At the other end, Number 11 McKay was 2 from 8 and it was England’s best chance of clinching their first victory of a nightmare tour.

Over 48: Bresnan bowling; the longer boundary to the leg side, the longer straight boundary at the bowler’s end.

70mph off-cutter. Little pace. Faulkner, on top of it, plays calming to point.  Dot.

Ball two; Bresnan repeats the medicine, taking pace off, dragging his fingers across the ball. Faulkner, again calm and collected, over the ball, plays it back to the bowler. Dot.

To the third ball, Faulkner plays softly off his hip so they can return for two.

The fourth ball is shorter, but Faulkner continues to restrain himself, making sure the ball is played down for another two.

Fifth ball, shortish again and Faulkner pulls stiff armed but carefully to leg for a single.

Bresnan uses his only chance against McKay to bounce him. Was he ever going to try the hook? It sails to the ‘keeper, dot.

This was consummate modern cricket.  30 wanted off 18 balls.  So, “we’ll take a low risk route, and ensure we get a chance of an over with the shorter boundaries leg side and straight.  We can do 25 off 12.  It’s only two a ball”.  Mate.

For Australia, it might have been Warner, or Finch, or Marsh, or Maxwell, or Haydon, or Johnson, but it was Faulkner. For England Morgan, Buttler, Bopara, TM is searching …

Cricket; it’s still mental, but it’s got physical.

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January 17, 2014 · 11:50 am

Wild Futures and Better Thinking

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Above the cliffs to the east of Looe, in Cornwall, there resides an established colony of Woolley monkeys living as close to the wild as can be made possible thanks to the wild futures charity.

This is where, nearly fifty years ago, Len Williams, father of John, the classical guitarist, began taking in the rescued pet ancestors of the present inhabitants, plus a few wandering Homo Sapiens eager to drop out of the hurley burley of the market economy and give the cooperative life-style a go.

Len’s creation was a challenge at that time to every zoo in the world with their cages, fences, moats, electric restraints and behaviour distorting confinement. It was a sanctuary, in deed a wild future, in which the Woolley monkeys could rediscover their woolleymonkeyhood. A world without fences.

Third Man and the Squire made a number of visits to The Monkey Sanctuary in the hot summer of 1976; enjoying their chance to sit at the feet of the great conservationist, who liked nothing more than frightening the hell out of Homo Sapiens he selected for trial.

In anything but usual zoo behaviour, Len would select an unlucky visitor, e.g. your scribe; rattle his tin of Golden Virginia in which he kept grapes as tidbits, and then encourage the alpha male of the pack to protect him (and those grapes) from the marauding stranger (a TM urgently trying to remember the appropriate submissive gestures used by Woolley monkeys).

The Squire reminded TM of these visits and humiliations when they both witnessed their all-time favourite batsman, Kevin Pietersen, poked and jostled through the symbolic bars that confined this wonderful freedom loving animal in a press conference on the eve of the fourth test at the MCG.

“Those who visit zoos and torment the animal ‘exhibits’, Third Man, are generally displaying their own ignorance and ineptitude. Put simply, the press are not fit to tie the Pietersen boot laces and because they know this in their feeble hearts they delight in his degradation and captivity.”

In the Squire’s way of thinking, Pietersen is a more important player in the history of cricket than even Tendulka, Lara, Kallis, McGrath and Warne, because he is one of the five or six batsmen and bowlers who have imagined and played out a revolution in the way a central facet of the game is played.

“To see that magnificent creature maltreated in this way makes me want to adopt the tactics of the animal liberationists. There’s a case for returning in the dead of night with wire cutters and explosives to set him free, TM.”

In the ‘presser’, Pietersen, had resembled ‘Guy’ at Regents Park behind his glass screen, the higher life form looking back on his so called observers with a mixture of bemusement and incredulity.

“How can they know so little?” both wondered.

A more respectful and thus emotionally a more intelligent analysis of these four test matches would focus on the inability of England batsman (excepting Stokes once) to post significant scores when once ‘in’. Thirties, forties and even fifties there have been, but these substantial foundations have been wasted. And for England bowlers not to be able to exploit early successes.

Why? Because Australian bowling, excluding Johnson, has quickly turned negative when once a batsmen has appeared to establish himself. Negative and effective. To the change in tactics by their opponents, England batsmen have … well, have continued blissfully on with their relentless, unintelligent attack.

“Of the two sides out there, only one is playing chess,” Guy would have gestured.

Australian batting also relies on the attack a l’outrance, but where their bowlers, sensing resistance, revert to the defensive line, England bowlers in the spirit of their batsmen blazon on meeting attack with counterattack in battles that they have lost more times than they have won. These poor odds once accepted have gifted Australia enough runs to set up three easy victories.

Even with the great form of Johnson in the mix, it has been judgements over when to attack and when to defend that have been the deciding differences between these two sides: tactical naivety in the visitors and tactical prowess in the home camp.

Australia have been the better thinkers, the higher primates.

Stripped of confidence and, in the case of some, devoid of the technical competence necessary in these confines, England is manifesting the neutered, aberrant, asocial behaviour of captive animals.

Today’s events (Australia nine down for chips) proves rather than disproves the point .of this piece written before start of the play on the second day in Melbourne. It was only a matter of time before Australia’s batting collided with the real world in the form of judicious, thoughtful bowling.

Notwithstanding the second day, England need to find a sanctuary in which to get their brains working again, to find their Englandhood again. TM suggests that, on their return to the Mother country, They all spend a day with the Wild Futures charity and Len William’s Woolley monkeys down in Cornwall.

“Watch out for the alpha male, Kev, he’s meaner than he looks.”

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December 27, 2013 · 8:45 am